WHen you happen to trangress into the real world and find youself stuck in a cubicle, it isn't as all bad as you may think it is. First, cubicles provide just the appropriate level of privacy to allow you to surf the internet at you leisure as well as talk to friends. Secondly, let us not forget the wonderful meetings that allow you to 'zone out' for hours at a time, and the simple pleasures of long lunch breaks. However, sometimes a morose feeling of ineptitude might happen to creep in, but upon that, I have devised a solution to the small humps of everyday life; the water cup.
A simple 9 oz. beverage container can provied hours of entertainment. Not only does it contain the sustanance of life, but it also can be chugged and refiled a the water fountain which is 50 yards away at any time! And lest we not forget the ancillary benifet of the bathroom breaks.
So there you have it, a simple plan of ellegance for surviving the corporate world.