There are a few things you expect to see, and a few things you don't expect to see on a Monday morning as you are reading the daily headline news. (Yes, I know that today is Thursday, I had more important things to do than update rizrar.com)
One thing you don't expect to see is an article such as this.
Now, I'm all for military spending. It's what keeps the food on my table, but killer attack tranquilizer armed dolphins? Come on.
Please don't tell me that there is actually a slight bit of truth to Johnny Mnemonic. Yes, if you don't remember there is a scene at the end where he gets saved by a code breaking dolphin fish.
And you didn't loose one... you lost THIRTY SIX! Now, who is the bright genius that was fleeing an oncoming hurricane and though... "Hey, these armed dolphins in this tank, they'll be fine, they're fish. They'll live the hurricane, but I'll leave them armed to the teeth (or gills, whatever they have) incase they RUN INTO AN INNOCENT DIVER when they replay their trained "Attack-and-kill" missions they have been trained on"
Suddenly a 6-foot tall guy hooked up to a dialysis machine seems like a much harder goal.