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Fat Costumes!

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James and I had some great conversations about "playing the part." It all comes down to realized what type of person, face, and body type you have and matching that to the appropriate costume. Most people that dress up as "their favorite character" fail horribly.

Take Mr. E. Honda for instance. When you realize you are pasty white and over weight... why try and be anything else... like.. say.. Sailor Moon you fat bastard.. don't subject me to that!

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Another great example. Perhaps you like to eat... perhaps you need to have food around you at all time; well never fear, there is an anime character designed just for YOU!

Think all of the good costumes are already taken? Well then just dress up in some hick camo and wear a military helmet. It will obviously make you seem more mature and more attractive to members of the opposite sex. Nothing says, "lets mate" like low quality kevlar!

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Comments (3)

Vadim:

Oh yeah? I'll have to try that advice on kevlar...

Tobio:

Dude's got a bag of Utz and a Big Gulp. He's def. hitting the skins tonight. Take note.

he was trying to be this guy.. costume wasn't too bad. Only the guys cardiologist would complain.

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