"Excuse me sir," [said in perfect formal Japanese] "we would love to have you visit our cafe?"
You can see them there, can't you, hidden in the bustling crowd. Handing out fliers...
Ahh Akihabara, how I miss you so. I miss your abundant old-school video game stores blasting 8-bit music, I miss your tasty curry stores, and your 5 story tall sex shops. What I do truly miss, though, are your Maid Cafes. Your wonderful women serving tea and cappuccinos and curtsies and bowing and.. well.. maid outfits. I guess it's hard to explain. Maybe you should do a little internet research before you judge me.... leave me alone. You're just jealous.
On a similar note, one thing I am very upset I missed was this particular establishment, in translated English called, "Cafe with Cat." If only we had enough time to do EVERYTHING I wanted to do. ):