I solve problems.
When I first attempted to describe my job it came out something like this:
"Well I go abroad to the UK to the users and discuss the tool set with them, understand how it works and then take their complaints, bugs, and suggestions and bring them back to the programmers for working." It didn't take me long to realize that my job sounded strangely familiar.

"Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so
the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at
dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!"
I had a moment of clarity today as I was enjoying my mid afternoon constitutional around the campus. I think my role has evolved into something a little more exciting.